zipping:

was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

zipping:

was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

a-menacing-pineapple:

Real talk guys. This is my nana, Jean Southern. I went around to hers to do what we usually do on Saturdays; drink tea, play Scrabble and talk about random shite. One time I showed her this image and I swear she damn near pissed herself and that’s the story of how I had a conversation with my nana about how she wished she called Daniel Radcliffe a cunt.

a-menacing-pineapple:

Real talk guys. This is my nana, Jean Southern. I went around to hers to do what we usually do on Saturdays; drink tea, play Scrabble and talk about random shite. One time I showed her this image and I swear she damn near pissed herself and that’s the story of how I had a conversation with my nana about how she wished she called Daniel Radcliffe a cunt.

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

tyleroakley:

theblackvegan:

you have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

Anonymous: Why not fall in love?

brianashanee replied:

I got shit to do

lookatthatfuckinganimal:

phuuuuu:

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

I can’t stop laughing

lookatthatfuckinganimal:

phuuuuu:

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

I can’t stop laughing

is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

snowprincess-artist:

ask-the-dragon-child:

I MEAN…

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Who image

Doesnt

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like dragons?

They can be loyal

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or they can be firce

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How can you not love dragons?

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They are like huge cats

DRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONS

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what-inthe-heck:

talking to another bisexual/pansexual/asexual person like

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✿THEME